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No Punches Pulled. This is getting pretty deep..

Just wanted to let you know that I am sending this out to both Democrat
and Republican friends, not in an attempt to change anyone's mind, but I
thought the "lady" that put this piece together was funny and makes no
bones about how she feels. This election year has left a lot of us
wishing someone else was still running for office, but we can all only
hope that the worst one doesn''t win. Choices???

I Don't Know Who Wrote This; But He/She Does Not Pull Many Punches!

After long and serious thought, I have decided to endorse Senator John
McCain for President. I have always voted for the person and have not
voted for anyone because some political party was telling me who I
should vote for. We all know the choices by now and, that said, I do
believe that the process of selecting a chief executive is deeply
flawed. The words "money" and "special interests" come to mind, among
many others. Here's the way I see it:

Barack Obama, you are a fine public speaker. You are also an extremely
liberal Senator from the State of Illinois, which has a long and rich
history of political corruption of the first magnitude. You are indeed a
child of that system.

You have finally insulted my intelligence far beyond my capacity to
tolerate your insults. It has nothing at all to do with your skin color.
As a matter of fact, it would be so COOL to finally have an
African-American for President. What a great statement that would be to
the entire world that we are indeed the greatest country on earth!
But, unfortunately, General Colin Powell is not running, and YOU are NOT
the man for this job!
Barack baby, you want me to believe that you have never heard the
sermons of your own pastor, the Right Reverend "God Damn America"
Jeremiah Wright. It is a matter of record that this has been your church
for over 20 years. It is a matter of record that you were married there
by this very pastor, and that your children were baptized there.

The good Reverend saw fit to visit Khadafy in Libya and to give a
lifetime achievement award to Louis Farrakhan, of all people. We have
all now seen excerpts of his sermons all over the airwaves by now. And
you have publicly stated that this man IS your "spiritual mentor."

BUT, your pastor is NOT the reason I am NOT voting for you. His words
were disturbing enough, but it is your own HUGE church congregation,
seen jumping, hooting and howling to his words in the background that
disturb me the most. And please don't tell me you attended church there
and never once heard a "discouraging word" in the 20 years you attended
there. Don't tell me, that in addition to the good reverend, that you
are now not having anything to do with all those other people seen
hooting and howling out in the audience in the background of his fiery
tirades.

Even Oprah Winfrey got disgusted and walked out. I am no Oprah fan, but
still she did the right thing.

Now YOU look me in the eye and ask me to believe that you never heard
such language in all the years you attended there! This is like me
telling you that I attended dozens of Klan rallies and never once heard
the "N" word. Yep. And Bill Clinton "did not inhale."

Yes, Mr. Obama, we all have friends who have said stupid things that
embarrassed us, but NOW you have asked me to believe something that is
so incredibly stupid that you are telling me that I am just stupid
enough to believe you. THAT is the main reason that I will never vote
for you. I am deeply sorry, that in a county teeming with enormously
talented African Americans who would make a good President, that the
political system has chosen YOU. You are a pathetic and plastic excuse
for an American, who will not even salute the Flag during the Pledge of
Allegiance. God forbid you ever get near the Oval Office.

Now, did I mention Bill Clinton?

AH YES! This brings us to MRS. WILLIAM JEFFERSON CLINTON, who this
candidate really is, in spite of all the other names she may care to
call herself. This "feminist" piece of work of course would like to be
referred to as MS. and we all know who wears the pant suit in that
family.

MS. Clinton, (sugar), it is just as depressing to realize that there are
dozens of women who would also make great Presidents. But, fortunately,
the horrible state of the selection process has selected YOU. Ms.
Clinton, I'm sorry, but you could not tell the truth if we waterboarded
your worthless ass!

Still you play the role of the "embarrassed but dignified noble wife."
What utter malarkey! I am not voting for you for a world of reasons, but
the main one is the same as my not voting for Senator Obama. You
persistently insult my intelligence. It COULD be conceivably possible
that you did not know about Monica Lewinsky, extremely remote, but
possible if we stretch our imaginations a bit. But you turn around and
then ask me to believe that you also did not know about Paula Jones and
the legion of other women who were chewed up and spit out by your
lecherous excuse for a husband. Puleese turn off this broken record!!!
But let's set aside your hubby's flagrant peccadillo's. The REAL issue
is that he committed perjury under oath when he lied about it and the
pathetically attempted cover-up that followed. Like you, he is totally
incapable of telling the truth. He could not do it if you tortured him,
and in voting for you, we would get the BOTH of you, all over again. The
same folks who could have taken out Osama Bin Laden over 3,000 dead
Americans ago! The reason I will never vote for you is that I don't
think the country can survive EIGHT MORE YEARS of Whitewater,
Travelgate, Filegate, Sandy Berger stuffing his socks with classified
intelligence, Janet Reno's goon squad, and the myriad other corruptions
that seem to stick to you like your ugly face.

And please stop telling me that you have "8 years of experience" to lead
us. You were the freaking' first lady already, not the Commander in
Chief. Jeez! The sum of your "experience" is that of the most worrisome
and incompetent meddling in the history of the White House. You even
cursed your pitiful staff and the Secret Service agents who were and
still are unfortunately charged with risking their lives to protect your
worthless, thieving hide, and all at the expense of other people who
have to work for a living.

Your single pathetic platform is to finance the illegal drugs,
alcoholism and bad habits of the very lowest and most irresponsible
freeloaders in America and to then "garnish the wages" (your own words)
of every law-abiding and hardworking American to pay for it. This
disaster you refer to as "Universal Health Care." Where have you been
the last 30 years? Did you not see that socialism is a failure wherever
it has been tried? Did you not notice that the Soviet Union has
collapsed since it gave no reward to those who worked the hardest for
the fruits of their own labors to pay for those who will not??

It is interesting to see all the dead bodies that you and your hubby
have left in your wake. Suicides, mysterious deaths, cover-ups that make
Richard Nixon look like a rank amateur. The utter contempt and
unbelievable arrogance of some of your strongest supporters, most
notably the recently resigned and disgraced Governor Eliot Spitzer, the
epitome of hypocritical and malevolent arrogance gone wild, one of your
most ardent, wealthy and powerful political supporters. A man the news
media refuses to admit IS a "super delegate" in your own political
machine, a fine example of your own "adopted" state of New York. No
wonder you moved there to run for Senator! The environment there is
perfect for the likes of you!


Yes, I would vote for a woman, but I will NOT vote for YOU!

Which leaves us with Senator John McCain.

John, you are a flawed man. You are a bit old, a bit loony, and you have
a notoriously bad temper. This perfectly qualifies you, in my humble
opinion, to lead us for the next eight years. I WANT your trembling hand
on the nuclear button.

Think about it. We have Kim Jong IL, Chavez and Ahmadinejad all running
around like lunatics, threatening America and threatening to plunge the
world into nuclear Armageddon. We have Putin and the Chinese blustering
and rattling their sabers' at us. I want John McCain in the Oval Office
and I want him to be really pissed off at all these other nut jobs
around the planet.

John, once you are elected, I want you to go into the Oval Office and
throw one of your perfect FITS. Jump up and down and throw something
through a plate glass window. Rip the drapes down and foam at the mouth
a bit. And I want the whole thing on camera so that Ahmadinejad can see
it. I want ALL of these "world leaders" to lay awake at night and to
break out in a cold sweat every time they think of messing with the
United States of America.

I want the nuclear button sitting right next to the alarm clock on your
night stand. I want pictures of this to be sent to Iran, Russia, China,
Venezuela, Cuba, Libya, Syria, Pakistan, and those other assholes in the
sheets, the Saudis.

On the domestic front, poor John did try and reach across the aisle to
the opposition in a desperate effort to compromise and to get the
Congress to do something. You may not agree with his efforts, but at
least he TRIED. For all his efforts, all he got handed to him was his
head in a basket. The liberals are pissed at him and the conservatives
are pissed at him. Just my kinda guy.

I predict that John will select Senator Joe Lieberman as his running
mate. Good choice. I want a JEW whose memory of the Holocaust is still
fresh in his mind and who is royally pissed off at all of these
towel-headed morons in the Middle East to be the next in line if
something should happen to John. Shalom, Vice President Joe. One
heartbeat from the Oval Office.

Finally. John McCain knows on a most personal level what it is to suffer
horrible torture for years and to see others die, right in front of you,
for their love of America. When you ask him about it, he will tell you
that what he did was "nothing special." Even more incredibly, he states
that ANY American who truly loves his country would do exactly the same
as he did in that situation. You and I will have a hard time believing
that, but the real point is that John McCain believes that about the
"average American," and that, dear friends and neighbors, is why I will
cast my one poor ballot on election day for John McCain -- warts and
all.